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Adeline Shakespeare ">I lead a very sophisticated life but that's okay. I love poetry and riddles. Leave your footsteps here.
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Friday, September 15, 2006 @ 4:55 AMHOKAY!:) so today is just any other day except that i woke up in the morning extremely 'early' that i had no time to bathe,EIWYUCKS. Reached school but as it was raining nobody will be caught late and stuff like that :) Oh lessons sucked without miss ng :) but enjoyed Ms wong's lessons lots. Science period scene- Miss wong: There was this husband who go around 'injecting' girls and the wife had inventually found out! so ah, the wife at night saw him sleeping, took a scissor and Cut his penis out! Then the man who was sleeping woke up suddenly and saw blood all around him den he look down! "AHHHHH,WHERE IS MY PENIS!" Then he saw it beside him on the bed so he immediately took his penis and ran to the nearest clinic! Laughed ms wong and us all (2E1) Glenn & teckliang's conversation : huh! means they went to the doctor and say " my penis dropped out!" AH? Adeline : HAHAHHAHAHAHAH. that was lame but i thought it was funny so you all better start laughing or you guys cannot view my blog anymore :D tsks. That wasn't the only funny part! Ms wong claimed that guys haf muscle in the penis so when we wanna kick them down there,PLEASE KICK THE BALLS FOR NO THEY HAVE NO MUSCLE,THEY DANGLE ONLY. :D wheets. love this chapter man! ahahahha.OHYAH ONE MORE. Science period scene 2, Miss wong: Who didn't revise for science during the holiday?! Adeline and tracey raised hand but adeline immediately put down after seeing nobody raised it up Miss wong: So Princess never study ah? tracey: Got! i got practice that! " points to screen that shows Chapter 6 Sexual intercourse" miss wong: HWOAH YOU PRACTICE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE,SO HOW WAS IT? ADELINE AND LEEN LAUGHS Ms wong is honry i dare say. She giggles at her own silly disgusting yuckyuck weird cute and funny jokes and tries to disgust all the girls and somehow urge us t0 have sex.RIGHTTT :D and yes, she told us "stand up for singapore" Means steaming of guys dick. HAHAH. and that we can always get condom at 7ELEVEN! thanks for all the instructions man.tell us ONLY not to have sex when and when.LAWL :D My toes are giggling. Whew, so miss ng didnt come again :( sighs. Art got lectualled by Miss chin man,SOMETHING IS WRONG SHE CANT STOP SCOLDING US - ( me leen trace jenny) :/ boos & more boos! :( but who gives a damn:) so urh,yeah. sshe scolded asshole today .HAHA and went "TOOOOOT" to replace the word FUCK and after school she challanged to gangfight me/ 1on1. under the rain.Anyway she backed out in the end so it doesnt matter :D she seem so unhappy with us man haha.Hokay so i ate alot alot today and thats what everyone claims or rather recently i have been eating alot but whatever yah seems like im just growing tall and eileen is just plainly jealous of me and yes people i am 56kg and im proud of it and i dont see why you guys have to poke your nose into my business. anyway i got disgusting infected ear and yah later on at 2 plus eileen and weihao left eileen aye eileen aye eileen eileen ayeayeyaye yeah . so me and traceyw ent to the library . Habbo-ed with dinie but he left his office so snore lahs :/ they all were partying but im too rertarded to know which way to go .ahahah found out about affandi's lover. wooosh. anyway tracey friendstered. sooo sian lah and i fell the chair so itwaslike wtf wtf wtf FUCK IT EMBARRASING and stuf fike that. :) yepyep so in the end i got up lor. and everyone stole my sweet and i got angry and fought with them. I broke afew of their erms and chopped their legs. AHHH,then Mrs Foong(our principal) came in and scolded me and i was sent to the police office and stuff. Now im back,hwoah the police woman was scary man :/ so fierce and stuff but now i only need to pay medical fees only. Fuck man,3k. argh. anyway enuff' said bout' that just pisses me off.hahah. anyway yah then in the end headed back home and tracey went to find algene AGAIN. wtf,i dont see what so good in him that he has to stick to him >:( I rather f _ _ _ _ _ . so tracey here you see what i wrote :D ohman but you knw me and eileen loves you and stuff like that or rather eileen doesnt love you anymore cause eileen aye eileen aye eileen ayeayeaye ahahah already. so yah so its all me and me to love you but you love A S _ _ _ _ E so yahlor.Hahah.okay now im home online-ing and its so boring and stuff so i came to blog and stuff and friendstered and youtubed and porn-ed. wooo,imjustkidding :) i dont porn . ONLY TRACEY DOES.*Shocks face* hahahaha. okayokay, im done for todays post its wayy long enuff' and if i continue typing you guys are just gonna get irritated and challange me like how ms chin challanged me to 1on1 under the rain right?:D okay ,so thats all cya! AND I DONT THINK YOU BELIEVED I ACTUALLY WENT POLICE STATION? |